Who The Hell Sent Me My Honky Bitch Book?

Posted by Melissa Carter at 10/12/2009 11:15 AM
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Tags: Hollis Gillespie Bleachy-Haired Honky Bitch Bert Show Q100 Tom Sullivan Bert Show Katie Jo Melissa
I was under the impression I was friends with Hollis Gillespie.  At least from a distance.

When Bleachy-Haired Honky Bitch was released I received a copy at work with a Post-it attached mentioning what a big fan the author of this note was.  I just assumed it was from Hollis, but should have been alerted to the fact this message was not written in the book.  But after that delivery I smiled to myself every time I'd read Hollis' columns or saw the release of her new books, knowing how cool it was that this famous lady was a fan of mine.

So when Katie surprised me with a slot in Hollis' "Blog Your Way Out of The Recession" seminar I was excited to not only be part of the session, but to be able to introduce Katie Jo to my friend, Ms. Gillespie.  How I was going to impress my girl!

It being a rainy day and me on crutches, Katie escorted me safely into the seminar where we immediately saw Hollis who was greeting other bloggers.  Standing in her impromptu receiving line, I encouraged a reluctant Katie to stay with me so she could meet this friend of mine.  Surely there would be big recognition, maybe a hug, as soon as she saw me.  Hollis did make a noise and gave a big hug, but it was for Tom Sullivan who was standing in front of me in line.

As she finished greeting Tom, they both walked away toward where our seminar would take place.  Standing alone, Katie and I looked at each other awkwardly.  Katie said she'd come back to pick me up and I said with fake confidence that's when I would introduce her to Hollis.

During the introduction around the table of bloggers, I mentioned who I was and where I worked only to be interrupted by Hollis who asked me to say my name again.  She apparently was writing down everyone's names to remember throughout the seminar, and needed me to REPEAT MYSELF.  That was the moment I knew for sure this woman had no idea who I was.  I did introduce Katie to her at the end of the day, but it was not the impressive catch-up session I envisioned two long-lost friends would have.  

So the mystery remains of who exactly sent me that book years ago.  But I'm sure whoever that is is out somewhere smiling to themselves every time "The Bert Show" is on thinking they and I are the ones who are such good friends.

To check out Tom's blog go here...

To get your own UNSIGNED copy of Bleachy-Haired Honky Bitch go here...

And click here to find out more about Hollis' seminars!

 

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  • 9/28/2009 8:12 PM Dee Dee wrote:
    I feel ya on this. Definitely been there done that - only I had ACL surgery and my pants were below my scar. Some old lady freaking called the cops on me because I parked in a handicapped zone (with a legal parking pass mind you) and didn't realize I was using crutches. She told the cops I was faking it to get the parking place. I showed the cop my legal parking permit, drivers license AND the surgical scar and her told her (the old chick) that he could write her a ticket for filing a false claim if I wanted to press charges. I just wanted to go home - so I just told her to think twice before reacting because what may not be "obvious" to some is a real need to others!
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  • 9/28/2009 9:50 PM Michelle Collings wrote:
    Hey Melissa-I know how you feel. I was in a cast for a couple of weeks after foot and ankle surgery and my boss did not let me out at the door-he made me walk across the other side of the parking lot back to the building. What an inconsiderate asshole...
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  • 9/28/2009 9:58 PM Elizabeth wrote:
    Been there , done that and yes, I do already have one foot in the grave along with the leg that joined it . I got lucky being it was my left leg and I can still drive . I do use a wheelchair because I can't walk or stand for very long . A lot of people seem to think that effects my hearing or brain as they will talk to my companion instead of me . It is upsetting that people treat me as I can't hear or speak. Children are the best ,they are so open and direct. I never mind answering their questions as they are so honest. I really think most people just don't realize what they are doing .
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  • 9/28/2009 11:19 PM Michael3 wrote:
    Quite sorry to hear you've been hurt, Melissa. You mustn't trip over yourself to prove you're a SURVIVOR.
    I feel your pain; yet have no crutches or scars to show for permanent injuries, which also can be just as difficult when you are trying to navigate socially or otherwise, with dignity. The point being that we should all just take a minute, and watch out for each other. There's often a reason we're in cramped quarters, and good manners always trump, being inconsiderate; in a wheelchair or out of one. The most elegant people in the world (key word: elegant)taught me to smile at every "fan" and if you don't remember them, pretend you do. Somehow, the majority make it worthwhile, at days end. Much harder work than the moments we actually have control over, and can edit.
    Away until Oct. 5, but available if you need volunteer time, for ECOuture Oct. 6th - 17th.
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  • 10/19/2009 3:38 PM dj wrote:
    I almost wet myself laughing at this! Dont you just love horrifyingly humbling, humiliating yet hilarious moments like these. My life is full of them! oh, honey
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