Her shit she ain't bragging about is her feet.  She is an avid athlete, and unfortunately you can see the result in her feet, which would be a nightmare scenario for Eddie Murphy's character in Boomerang.  (Those were her words, by the way, not mine.)  That added to the fact that as a toddler she chewed off her pinky toe nails - and they never grew back - creates a unique pair of feet she doesn't always show.

The shit I ain't bragging about is a past one-night stand where I knew the woman had an STD.  Yes, and very few knew this until now.  I took the chance anyway, since I wasn't going to pass up the chance at 24-years-old.  I was lucky enough to walk away unscathed.

Ever eat an entire pie in one sitting? Accumulate overdraft fees in the $1,000's? Stick gum as an adult underneath furniture? Place items on the sale rack that were regular price?

Now it's your turn.  What is the Shit You're Not Bragging About?