My Eyes, MY EYES!!! How Do You Cure Swollen Eyes After a Good Cry?


Damn is right.  (I heard your thoughts.)  This is what I saw in the mirror this morning when I awoke, after a big cry last night.  I took a picture to document the sexy metamorphosis.

I shared on The Bert Show this morning how, like most women, I have a good big cry every once and awhile and last night was that time.  When I went to bed I tried to use ice and a cold washcloth to keep the above from happening but my efforts were in vain.  So I asked listeners what remedies they use for these emergency situations.  Here is the list they came up with both on-air and via e-mail:


Cold Mayo

Cucumbers

Preparation H

Green tea bags

Coffee filter with the grounds still inside

Mary Kay Indulge Soothing Eye Gel

Garnier eye roller

Bath and Body Works Gel Mask

Take a cotton t-shirt and fold it in half.  Then make a peace sign with both hands and press the t-shirt to the corners of your eyes.  Then lean over.  It soaks up the tears.

Keep a couple of spoons in the freezer.  When you need them pull them out and put the spoon-side down on your eyes.


If you have more ideas let me know before I make a trip to Publix to stock all this in my cabinet or fridge for next *sniff* time.

And don't feel alone!  One husband decided to start a website based on his wife's tears over movies.  Click here to see it.  It will make you feel better.




 

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  • 2/4/2010 6:18 PM Carol wrote:
    OMG, honey. What was this big cry about? This makes me sad to see you like this Your eyes look like they hurt babe...
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  • 2/5/2010 9:45 AM Sarah B wrote:
    I am so relieved that someone else shares my pain. I used to go to school looking just like that and it was so embarrassing. I found that the "butt" cream works the best in this situation. I am now an RN and see that my teenage days remedy is helping so many other women with the same problem. Thanks for sharing your photo!
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  • 2/5/2010 10:53 AM Kris wrote:
    Bless your heart!! I have the same problem and not only does it look like hell, but is SO uncomfortable. I think I will have to try the green tea bags next time! Thanks for sharing!
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