Melissa Times: Tag Archive for Bert Show

Dentists Reveal Oddest Requests

Posted by Melissa Carter at 3/29/2011 8:00 AM | Add Comment

Hello, My Name Is Mrs. Almighty

Posted by Melissa Carter at 3/28/2011 8:00 AM | Add Comment

Secrets Your Mail Carrier Won't Tell You

Posted by Melissa Carter at 2/8/2011 7:55 PM | Add Comment

Girl Scout Communications Badge - The Poster

Posted by Melissa Carter at 2/2/2011 11:34 PM | View Comments (2) | Add Comment

Eric and His Death Ray

Posted by Melissa Carter at 2/1/2011 8:20 PM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

You Got Served!

Posted by Melissa Carter at 1/31/2011 1:46 PM | Add Comment

I Never Earned A Girl Scout Badge

Posted by Melissa Carter at 1/27/2011 7:59 PM | View Comments (10) | Add Comment

Pin the Tail on the UFO

Posted by Melissa Carter at 1/12/2011 3:01 PM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

Things Your Boss Won't Tell You

Posted by Melissa Carter at 1/10/2011 1:05 PM | Add Comment

Champagne. No. More Like Coca-Cola Supernova.

Posted by Melissa Carter at 1/4/2011 8:02 PM | View Comments (2) | Add Comment

A Steampunk Christmas

Posted by Melissa Carter at 12/20/2010 8:47 PM | Add Comment

Excerpt from President Obama's E-Mail for Don't Ask Don't Tell

Posted by Melissa Carter at 12/19/2010 11:11 PM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

Real-Life Code Found in Mona Lisa's Eyes

Posted by Melissa Carter at 12/14/2010 11:59 AM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

12 Days of Blogging

Posted by Melissa Carter at 12/13/2010 8:00 AM | Add Comment

My High School Is the Scene of a Great Movie Plot

Posted by Melissa Carter at 12/6/2010 2:46 PM | View Comments (4) | Add Comment

Christmas Caroling Started By Drunks

Posted by Melissa Carter at 12/5/2010 7:23 PM | Add Comment

What Do the WikiLeaks Documents Reveal?

Posted by Melissa Carter at 11/30/2010 6:20 PM | View Comments (2) | Add Comment

How To Avoid Eating Too Much on Thanksgiving

Posted by Melissa Carter at 11/22/2010 2:50 PM | View Comments (3) | Add Comment

Are You A Wimpy Parent?

Posted by Melissa Carter at 11/11/2010 6:00 AM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

A Dog Story That Will Break Your Heart

Posted by Melissa Carter at 11/10/2010 7:32 AM | View Comments (3) | Add Comment

How Far Would You Travel For Love?

Posted by Melissa Carter at 11/4/2010 6:00 AM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

Yes, I Created A Song. It's Called Unplugged.

Posted by Melissa Carter at 11/2/2010 8:07 AM | View Comments (3) | Add Comment

The OTHER Justin Bieber

Posted by Melissa Carter at 11/1/2010 6:00 AM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

Halloween Costume #2 - Cow Wearing Lady GaGa Dress

Posted by Melissa Carter at 10/30/2010 12:34 AM | Add Comment

Collection of Creative Halloween Pumpkins

Posted by Melissa Carter at 10/29/2010 10:15 AM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

Pick Me Up Songs

Posted by Melissa Carter at 10/25/2010 1:04 PM | Add Comment

Movie Plots Today

Posted by Melissa Carter at 10/25/2010 6:00 AM | View Comments (2) | Add Comment

What If You Were Banned for Being Useless?

Posted by Melissa Carter at 10/24/2010 11:50 AM | Add Comment

Halloween Costume #1 - Betty White

Posted by Melissa Carter at 10/23/2010 9:39 AM | Add Comment

Secrets Your Pilot Won't Tell You

Posted by Melissa Carter at 10/20/2010 10:35 AM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

Um, What Is Fast Food Really Made Of? Sexy Picture Included.

Posted by Melissa Carter at 10/4/2010 10:02 AM | View Comments (9) | Add Comment

The Season of Fears and Fascinating Phobias

Posted by Melissa Carter at 10/1/2010 10:42 AM | Add Comment

You Say You Want An ECOlution

Posted by Melissa Carter at 9/28/2010 8:34 PM | View Comments (2) | Add Comment

Aliens Are Monitoring Our Nukes

Posted by Melissa Carter at 9/27/2010 7:35 AM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

Pictures of Extreme Laziness

Posted by Melissa Carter at 9/24/2010 5:00 AM | View Comments (2) | Add Comment

Excuse Me, Sir. I'm With McPop Co.

Posted by Melissa Carter at 9/22/2010 6:37 PM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

And To My Left, Ms. Diane Lane

Posted by Melissa Carter at 9/21/2010 7:30 PM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

I Wanted to Be A Writer

Posted by Melissa Carter at 9/8/2010 10:00 AM | View Comments (24) | Add Comment

You Think YOUR Mother Freaks Out On You

Posted by Melissa Carter at 8/27/2010 9:18 PM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

One Person's Vote DOES Count. Even in the LPGA.

Posted by Melissa Carter at 8/24/2010 8:34 PM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

Guest Blogger: Katie Jo and the Science of Perfecting Your Child

Posted by Melissa Carter at 8/18/2010 10:14 AM | View Comments (3) | Add Comment

Dog Saves His Own Life By Honking A Car Horn

Posted by Melissa Carter at 8/14/2010 1:42 PM | View Comments (2) | Add Comment

Katie Jo, A Bug, and the Fight for Life

Posted by Melissa Carter at 8/13/2010 1:29 PM | View Comments (11) | Add Comment

Is Chivalry Dead? His Girlfriend Thinks So.

Posted by Melissa Carter at 8/12/2010 5:00 AM | Add Comment

My Epic Conversation with Michael Cera

Posted by Melissa Carter at 8/11/2010 10:00 AM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

Gamers Aren't Just Human

Posted by Melissa Carter at 8/10/2010 11:04 AM | View Comments (2) | Add Comment

Transplant Games 2010 - Madison, WI

Posted by Melissa Carter at 8/8/2010 1:00 PM | Add Comment

Creepy Kid Mantras

Posted by Melissa Carter at 7/28/2010 6:00 AM | View Comments (2) | Add Comment

Arizona Boy's Summer Supports Troops

Posted by Melissa Carter at 7/27/2010 11:02 AM | Add Comment

Formaldehyde in My Furniture

Posted by Melissa Carter at 7/19/2010 10:20 AM | View Comments (6) | Add Comment

Elsie Eiler and Her One-Woman Town

Posted by Melissa Carter at 7/12/2010 10:13 AM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

When Are You Too Old To Be An Intern?

Posted by Melissa Carter at 7/6/2010 10:59 PM | View Comments (2) | Add Comment

Scenes from the Peachtree Road Race

Posted by Melissa Carter at 7/4/2010 2:00 PM | View Comments (3) | Add Comment

My Summer Reading Suggestions

Posted by Melissa Carter at 6/28/2010 5:00 AM | View Comments (2) | Add Comment

Atlanta Braves Celebrity Softball Game

Posted by Melissa Carter at 6/26/2010 9:49 PM | Add Comment

Why Don't You Put Your Face in Space?

Posted by Melissa Carter at 6/24/2010 5:00 AM | Add Comment

I Lie About My Hump Island

Posted by Melissa Carter at 6/23/2010 5:00 AM | View Comments (5) | Add Comment

I Will NOT Feel Guilty As I Put This Book Down

Posted by Melissa Carter at 6/17/2010 5:00 AM | View Comments (2) | Add Comment

Guest Blogger Terri Willis and Her First U.S. Transplant Games

Posted by Melissa Carter at 6/16/2010 5:00 AM | View Comments (3) | Add Comment

Should We Really Try To Save The Pelicans in the Gulf?

Posted by Melissa Carter at 6/15/2010 5:00 AM | Add Comment

Coming Out Never Ends, Family Reunion Edition

Posted by Melissa Carter at 6/14/2010 7:43 AM | View Comments (3) | Add Comment

What the HELL is that SMELL?

Posted by Melissa Carter at 6/10/2010 10:20 AM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

What's In A Name? Only Your Favorite Toys!

Posted by Melissa Carter at 6/9/2010 10:35 AM | Add Comment

5K A Day Challenge

Posted by Melissa Carter at 6/8/2010 10:53 AM | Add Comment

Who Exactly IS Helen Thomas and WHAT Did She Do?

Posted by Melissa Carter at 6/7/2010 8:41 PM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

Were These Celebrities Once Ugly Ducklings?

Posted by Melissa Carter at 6/6/2010 1:18 PM | Add Comment

How WE Got to Drive DALE, JR. Around!

Posted by Melissa Carter at 2/14/2010 11:01 PM | View Comments (8) | Add Comment

Why Men Are Never Depressed

Posted by Melissa Carter at 2/11/2010 7:39 PM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

My Eyes, MY EYES!!! How Do You Cure Swollen Eyes After a Good Cry?

Posted by Melissa Carter at 2/4/2010 5:13 PM | View Comments (3) | Add Comment

Does Pants On The Ground Take On A Whole New Meaning In The...Pokey?

Posted by Melissa Carter at 2/2/2010 5:57 AM | Add Comment

Global Agenda Has Arrived

Posted by Melissa Carter at 2/1/2010 1:01 AM | View Comments (3) | Add Comment

The Full Moon Is F***ing With My Schedule

Posted by Melissa Carter at 1/30/2010 1:39 PM | View Comments (3) | Add Comment

Guest Blogger Charlie Schinderwolf, And How His Band Played The Orange Bowl

Posted by Melissa Carter at 1/27/2010 1:01 AM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

Could The Entire Conan Debacle Be Boiled Down To Simple College Rivalry?

Posted by Melissa Carter at 1/26/2010 1:01 AM | Add Comment

Want to See The First Legal Shady Lady Gigolo In The U.S.?

Posted by Melissa Carter at 1/25/2010 9:17 AM | View Comments (2) | Add Comment

I Like Piercings, But Do I Have To See Your Mouth In The Process?

Posted by Melissa Carter at 1/22/2010 12:50 PM | View Comments (16) | Add Comment

Where Did The Gatorade Shower Tradition Begin?

Posted by Melissa Carter at 1/8/2010 11:50 AM | Add Comment

Mother Places Wig On Her Infant

Posted by Melissa Carter at 12/15/2009 7:10 AM | View Comments (3) | Add Comment

For a Stress-Free Christmas Get Rid of The Mother-In-Law

Posted by Melissa Carter at 12/3/2009 11:44 AM | Add Comment

Woman's Letter Returned to Announce Her Son Was Dead

Posted by Melissa Carter at 12/2/2009 6:42 AM | Add Comment

I Just Can't Quit You, TV

Posted by Melissa Carter at 12/1/2009 11:35 AM | Add Comment

If You Can't Beat Them, Point To Them

Posted by Melissa Carter at 11/30/2009 2:26 PM | View Comments (2) | Add Comment

Tips To Help You Avoid Getting A Traffic Ticket on Thanksgiving Holiday

Posted by Melissa Carter at 11/25/2009 12:42 PM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

Honey, Eat Like You're Pregnant

Posted by Melissa Carter at 11/23/2009 7:31 PM | View Comments (5) | Add Comment

Twilight: New Moon T-Shirt Giveaway

Posted by Melissa Carter at 11/19/2009 11:37 AM | View Comments (12) | Add Comment

NASA Tweetup - Space Shuttle Atlantis Launch - Day 2

Posted by Melissa Carter at 11/16/2009 1:15 PM | View Comments (12) | Add Comment

NASA Tweetup - Space Shuttle Atlantis Launch - Day 1

Posted by Melissa Carter at 11/15/2009 8:59 AM | View Comments (6) | Add Comment

The Wheel of Time Keeps Turning

Posted by Melissa Carter at 11/13/2009 10:55 PM | Add Comment

A War Vet Remembers the Dead - In Tattoo Form

Posted by Melissa Carter at 11/13/2009 11:35 AM | Add Comment

Parents Are Annoying

Posted by Melissa Carter at 11/12/2009 4:02 PM | View Comments (6) | Add Comment

Melissa and NASA Sittin' In A Tree....T-W-E-E-T-I-N-G

Posted by Melissa Carter at 11/11/2009 10:16 PM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

Guest Blogger - Jennie Helderman Talks Folk Art

Posted by Melissa Carter at 11/10/2009 1:55 PM | View Comments (2) | Add Comment

The Tummy Tub Is Kinda Freakin' Me Out

Posted by Melissa Carter at 11/6/2009 7:56 AM | View Comments (5) | Add Comment

Gays in the (Ancient) Military

Posted by Melissa Carter at 11/5/2009 1:31 PM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

Jesus Shows Up On A Tennessee Truck

Posted by Melissa Carter at 11/5/2009 8:31 AM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

Strange Cloud Over Moscow

Posted by Melissa Carter at 11/4/2009 7:52 PM | Add Comment

Guest Blogger - Holly Firfer

Posted by Melissa Carter at 11/2/2009 2:32 PM | Add Comment

Halloween Costume #3 - David Carradine from "Kill Bill" and "Kung Fu"

Posted by Melissa Carter at 11/1/2009 12:35 AM | Add Comment

Twilight Zone Graphic Novel Giveaway

Posted by Melissa Carter at 10/31/2009 2:30 PM | View Comments (2) | Add Comment

Halloween Costume #2 - Glenn Close from "Fatal Attraction"

Posted by Melissa Carter at 10/30/2009 10:05 AM | View Comments (2) | Add Comment
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