Melissa Times: Tag Archive for Bert Show Q100

I'm Spending My Summer In The Water....In Wisconsin?

My Summer Roadtrip Songs

Next Time You Go To Starbucks, Just Know the Barista Hates You

The Transcript

The Bert Show in L.A. for American Idol, Continued

The Bert Show in L.A. for American Idol

Office Sign Philosophy - Entry #1

My Twilight Commencement Speech

SimCraft, Iron Man 2, and My Bragging Rights

The Worst Jobs Ever. Even in a Recession.

Katie Jo and Prostitution

Is This Billboard Offensive?

Ouch! A New Guinness Record for Piercings.

Why WOULDN'T the Cartoon Network Want Me?

Why Aren't Men Angry?

Things Your Grocery Won't Tell You

If Men Could Menstruate

I Hope Marvel Won't Mind My Naming of the Embryos

Freezing Eggs Is Serious Business

I Am GLAAD and Frustrated At the Same Time

Fun College Courses

Reflections on Turning 40

The Forest Whitaker Effect

My Oscar Ballot

Asians, Homos, and Jews, Oh My!

Most Unfortunate Names for Towns & Cities

Bert's Big Adventure 2010

Five Inventions We Owe To The Space Program

I Like Piercings, But Do I Have To See Your Mouth In The Process?

Where Did The Gatorade Shower Tradition Begin?

Mother Places Wig On Her Infant

For a Stress-Free Christmas Get Rid of The Mother-In-Law

Woman's Letter Returned to Announce Her Son Was Dead

I Just Can't Quit You, TV

If You Can't Beat Them, Point To Them

Tips To Help You Avoid Getting A Traffic Ticket on Thanksgiving Holiday

Honey, Eat Like You're Pregnant

Twilight: New Moon T-Shirt Giveaway

NASA Tweetup - Space Shuttle Atlantis Launch - Day 2

NASA Tweetup - Space Shuttle Atlantis Launch - Day 1

The Wheel of Time Keeps Turning

A War Vet Remembers the Dead - In Tattoo Form

Parents Are Annoying

Melissa and NASA Sittin' In A Tree....T-W-E-E-T-I-N-G

Guest Blogger - Jennie Helderman Talks Folk Art

The Tummy Tub Is Kinda Freakin' Me Out

Gays in the (Ancient) Military

Jesus Shows Up On A Tennessee Truck

Strange Cloud Over Moscow

Guest Blogger - Holly Firfer

Halloween Costume #3 - David Carradine from "Kill Bill" and "Kung Fu"

Twilight Zone Graphic Novel Giveaway

Halloween Costume #2 - Glenn Close from "Fatal Attraction"

Shit You Ain't Bragging About

Halloween Costume #1 - Kim Zolciak from "Real Housewives of Atlanta"

Women, You Are NASTY in the Bathroom

Guest Blogger - DJ Wilson

Melissa Times Sunday Comics

Who The Hell Sent Me My Honky Bitch Book?

Melissa Times Sunday Comics

How Do Handicapped People Do It?

Guest Blogger - Katie Jo

Melissa Times Sunday Comics

Witches and Spiders and ECOuture, Oh My! Wait, ECOuture?

First Pluto, Now Saturn

Yom Kippur Can Kickstart Your Diet

My Siamese Cat, Nikko, Likes to Play Fetch By Himself

School's Out And I Missed My Chance

The Lure of a Chair

Gender-Bending With Everyday Products

I Still Have The Stretch Marks

I Witnessed A Coal Become A Diamond

You Don't Have To Be Old To Say Goodbye

Coming Full Circle With TNT

Mustard Seed is My Co-Pilot

Bert Show 2009 Commencement Speech

Who The Hell Are YOU?

R.I.P. Jaheem and Carl

Northside Hospital Sleep Disorders Center

Yes, Cameras Were Around

You Want Me To Wear What?!?

This Week In Pictures

Get Me Out Of This Thing

I Just Had To Share...

TwitterGuilt

What Does This Mean?

It's Ok To Be Black and Powerful

It May Be The Cycle Of Life....But Sometimes It Makes You Motion Sick

Eat My Virtual Laser

Jennifer Hudson and An Old Blog

Red Tent Jewelry

I Learned How To Play Sudoku at Max & Erma's

He Nails Beyonce's Video

Celebrating Love, Life, and History

My High School Reunion Experience

Eventually People Will Get It

Patchwork Of Voices In Domestic Violence

Hello My Name Is Church Visitor

Hillary Marks Historic Occasion in Denver

There I Am, Crying In A Department Store Dressing Room