Melissa Times: Tag Archive for Melissa

Creepy Kid Mantras

Posted by Melissa Carter at 7/28/2010 6:00 AM | Add Comment

Arizona Boy's Summer Supports Troops

Posted by Melissa Carter at 7/27/2010 11:02 AM | Add Comment

Formaldehyde in My Furniture

Posted by Melissa Carter at 7/19/2010 10:20 AM | View Comments (6) | Add Comment

I'm Spending My Summer In The Water....In Wisconsin?

Posted by Melissa Carter at 7/15/2010 12:35 PM | Add Comment

Elsie Eiler and Her One-Woman Town

Posted by Melissa Carter at 7/12/2010 10:13 AM | Add Comment

When Are You Too Old To Be An Intern?

Posted by Melissa Carter at 7/6/2010 10:59 PM | View Comments (2) | Add Comment

Scenes from the Peachtree Road Race

Posted by Melissa Carter at 7/4/2010 2:00 PM | View Comments (3) | Add Comment

My Summer Roadtrip Songs

Posted by Melissa Carter at 7/1/2010 12:41 PM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

Next Time You Go To Starbucks, Just Know the Barista Hates You

Posted by Melissa Carter at 6/30/2010 10:42 AM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

The Transcript

Posted by Melissa Carter at 6/29/2010 9:12 PM | View Comments (13) | Add Comment

My Summer Reading Suggestions

Posted by Melissa Carter at 6/28/2010 5:00 AM | View Comments (2) | Add Comment

Atlanta Braves Celebrity Softball Game

Posted by Melissa Carter at 6/26/2010 9:49 PM | Add Comment

Why Don't You Put Your Face in Space?

Posted by Melissa Carter at 6/24/2010 5:00 AM | Add Comment

I Lie About My Hump Island

Posted by Melissa Carter at 6/23/2010 5:00 AM | View Comments (3) | Add Comment

I Will NOT Feel Guilty As I Put This Book Down

Posted by Melissa Carter at 6/17/2010 5:00 AM | View Comments (2) | Add Comment

Guest Blogger Terri Willis and Her First U.S. Transplant Games

Posted by Melissa Carter at 6/16/2010 5:00 AM | View Comments (3) | Add Comment

Should We Really Try To Save The Pelicans in the Gulf?

Posted by Melissa Carter at 6/15/2010 5:00 AM | Add Comment

Coming Out Never Ends, Family Reunion Edition

Posted by Melissa Carter at 6/14/2010 7:43 AM | View Comments (3) | Add Comment

What the HELL is that SMELL?

Posted by Melissa Carter at 6/10/2010 10:20 AM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

What's In A Name? Only Your Favorite Toys!

Posted by Melissa Carter at 6/9/2010 10:35 AM | Add Comment

5K A Day Challenge

Posted by Melissa Carter at 6/8/2010 10:53 AM | Add Comment

Who Exactly IS Helen Thomas and WHAT Did She Do?

Posted by Melissa Carter at 6/7/2010 8:41 PM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

Were These Celebrities Once Ugly Ducklings?

Posted by Melissa Carter at 6/6/2010 1:18 PM | Add Comment

The Bert Show in L.A. for American Idol, Continued

Posted by Melissa Carter at 5/25/2010 8:07 AM | Add Comment

The Bert Show in L.A. for American Idol

Posted by Melissa Carter at 5/22/2010 12:00 AM | Add Comment

Office Sign Philosophy - Entry #1

Posted by Melissa Carter at 5/18/2010 5:30 AM | Add Comment

My Twilight Commencement Speech

Posted by Melissa Carter at 5/11/2010 5:38 AM | View Comments (2) | Add Comment

SimCraft, Iron Man 2, and My Bragging Rights

Posted by Melissa Carter at 5/4/2010 1:44 PM | View Comments (2) | Add Comment

The Worst Jobs Ever. Even in a Recession.

Posted by Melissa Carter at 5/1/2010 5:58 AM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

Katie Jo and Prostitution

Posted by Melissa Carter at 4/27/2010 10:58 AM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

Is This Billboard Offensive?

Posted by Melissa Carter at 4/22/2010 9:57 AM | View Comments (7) | Add Comment

Ouch! A New Guinness Record for Piercings.

Posted by Melissa Carter at 4/14/2010 10:41 AM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

Why WOULDN'T the Cartoon Network Want Me?

Posted by Melissa Carter at 4/8/2010 1:31 PM | Add Comment

Why Aren't Men Angry?

Posted by Melissa Carter at 4/5/2010 1:47 PM | View Comments (8) | Add Comment

Things Your Grocery Won't Tell You

Posted by Melissa Carter at 3/31/2010 10:12 AM | Add Comment

If Men Could Menstruate

Posted by Melissa Carter at 3/30/2010 11:06 AM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

I Hope Marvel Won't Mind My Naming of the Embryos

Posted by Melissa Carter at 3/25/2010 7:04 PM | View Comments (2) | Add Comment

Freezing Eggs Is Serious Business

Posted by Melissa Carter at 3/18/2010 7:38 AM | View Comments (7) | Add Comment

I Am GLAAD and Frustrated At the Same Time

Posted by Melissa Carter at 3/17/2010 1:00 AM | Add Comment

Fun College Courses

Posted by Melissa Carter at 3/16/2010 7:29 AM | Add Comment

Reflections on Turning 40

Posted by Melissa Carter at 3/14/2010 11:28 AM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

My Oscar Ballot

Posted by Melissa Carter at 3/6/2010 6:17 PM | Add Comment

Most Unfortunate Names for Towns & Cities

Posted by Melissa Carter at 2/26/2010 9:02 AM | View Comments (2) | Add Comment

Bert's Big Adventure 2010

Posted by Melissa Carter at 2/19/2010 9:02 PM | View Comments (2) | Add Comment

Five Inventions We Owe To The Space Program

Posted by Melissa Carter at 2/17/2010 11:09 AM | Add Comment

How WE Got to Drive DALE, JR. Around!

Posted by Melissa Carter at 2/14/2010 11:01 PM | View Comments (8) | Add Comment

Why Men Are Never Depressed

Posted by Melissa Carter at 2/11/2010 7:39 PM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

My Eyes, MY EYES!!! How Do You Cure Swollen Eyes After a Good Cry?

Posted by Melissa Carter at 2/4/2010 5:13 PM | View Comments (3) | Add Comment

Does Pants On The Ground Take On A Whole New Meaning In The...Pokey?

Posted by Melissa Carter at 2/2/2010 5:57 AM | Add Comment

Global Agenda Has Arrived

Posted by Melissa Carter at 2/1/2010 1:01 AM | View Comments (3) | Add Comment

The Full Moon Is F***ing With My Schedule

Posted by Melissa Carter at 1/30/2010 1:39 PM | View Comments (3) | Add Comment

Could The Entire Conan Debacle Be Boiled Down To Simple College Rivalry?

Posted by Melissa Carter at 1/26/2010 1:01 AM | Add Comment

I Like Piercings, But Do I Have To See Your Mouth In The Process?

Posted by Melissa Carter at 1/22/2010 12:50 PM | View Comments (16) | Add Comment

Where Did The Gatorade Shower Tradition Begin?

Posted by Melissa Carter at 1/8/2010 11:50 AM | Add Comment

Mother Places Wig On Her Infant

Posted by Melissa Carter at 12/15/2009 7:10 AM | View Comments (3) | Add Comment

For a Stress-Free Christmas Get Rid of The Mother-In-Law

Posted by Melissa Carter at 12/3/2009 11:44 AM | Add Comment

Woman's Letter Returned to Announce Her Son Was Dead

Posted by Melissa Carter at 12/2/2009 6:42 AM | Add Comment

I Just Can't Quit You, TV

Posted by Melissa Carter at 12/1/2009 11:35 AM | Add Comment

If You Can't Beat Them, Point To Them

Posted by Melissa Carter at 11/30/2009 2:26 PM | View Comments (2) | Add Comment

Tips To Help You Avoid Getting A Traffic Ticket on Thanksgiving Holiday

Posted by Melissa Carter at 11/25/2009 12:42 PM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

Honey, Eat Like You're Pregnant

Posted by Melissa Carter at 11/23/2009 7:31 PM | View Comments (5) | Add Comment

Twilight: New Moon T-Shirt Giveaway

Posted by Melissa Carter at 11/19/2009 11:37 AM | View Comments (12) | Add Comment

NASA Tweetup - Space Shuttle Atlantis Launch - Day 2

Posted by Melissa Carter at 11/16/2009 1:15 PM | View Comments (10) | Add Comment

NASA Tweetup - Space Shuttle Atlantis Launch - Day 1

Posted by Melissa Carter at 11/15/2009 8:59 AM | View Comments (6) | Add Comment

The Wheel of Time Keeps Turning

Posted by Melissa Carter at 11/13/2009 10:55 PM | Add Comment

A War Vet Remembers the Dead - In Tattoo Form

Posted by Melissa Carter at 11/13/2009 11:35 AM | Add Comment

Parents Are Annoying

Posted by Melissa Carter at 11/12/2009 4:02 PM | View Comments (6) | Add Comment

Melissa and NASA Sittin' In A Tree....T-W-E-E-T-I-N-G

Posted by Melissa Carter at 11/11/2009 10:16 PM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

Guest Blogger - Jennie Helderman Talks Folk Art

Posted by Melissa Carter at 11/10/2009 1:55 PM | View Comments (2) | Add Comment

The Tummy Tub Is Kinda Freakin' Me Out

Posted by Melissa Carter at 11/6/2009 7:56 AM | View Comments (5) | Add Comment

Gays in the (Ancient) Military

Posted by Melissa Carter at 11/5/2009 1:31 PM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

Jesus Shows Up On A Tennessee Truck

Posted by Melissa Carter at 11/5/2009 8:31 AM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

Strange Cloud Over Moscow

Posted by Melissa Carter at 11/4/2009 7:52 PM | Add Comment

Guest Blogger - Holly Firfer

Posted by Melissa Carter at 11/2/2009 2:32 PM | Add Comment

Halloween Costume #3 - David Carradine from "Kill Bill" and "Kung Fu"

Posted by Melissa Carter at 11/1/2009 12:35 AM | Add Comment

Twilight Zone Graphic Novel Giveaway

Posted by Melissa Carter at 10/31/2009 2:30 PM | View Comments (2) | Add Comment

Halloween Costume #2 - Glenn Close from "Fatal Attraction"

Posted by Melissa Carter at 10/30/2009 10:05 AM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

Shit You Ain't Bragging About

Posted by Melissa Carter at 10/26/2009 6:50 PM | Add Comment

Halloween Costume #1 - Kim Zolciak from "Real Housewives of Atlanta"

Posted by Melissa Carter at 10/23/2009 11:26 PM | View Comments (2) | Add Comment

Women, You Are NASTY in the Bathroom

Posted by Melissa Carter at 10/20/2009 8:16 PM | View Comments (12) | Add Comment

Guest Blogger - DJ Wilson

Posted by Melissa Carter at 10/18/2009 9:01 PM | Add Comment

Melissa Times Sunday Comics

Posted by Melissa Carter at 10/18/2009 11:48 AM | Add Comment

Who The Hell Sent Me My Honky Bitch Book?

Posted by Melissa Carter at 10/12/2009 11:15 AM | View Comments (5) | Add Comment

Melissa Times Sunday Comics

Posted by Melissa Carter at 10/11/2009 5:51 PM | Add Comment

How Do Handicapped People Do It?

Posted by Melissa Carter at 10/9/2009 11:48 AM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

Guest Blogger - Katie Jo

Posted by Melissa Carter at 10/4/2009 2:11 PM | Add Comment

Melissa Times Sunday Comics

Posted by Melissa Carter at 10/4/2009 1:59 PM | Add Comment

Witches and Spiders and ECOuture, Oh My! Wait, ECOuture?

Posted by Melissa Carter at 10/1/2009 2:45 PM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

First Pluto, Now Saturn

Posted by Melissa Carter at 9/30/2009 8:18 PM | View Comments (2) | Add Comment

Yom Kippur Can Kickstart Your Diet

Posted by Melissa Carter at 9/28/2009 8:00 PM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

My Siamese Cat, Nikko, Likes to Play Fetch By Himself

Posted by Melissa Carter at 9/27/2009 6:50 PM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

School's Out And I Missed My Chance

Posted by Melissa Carter at 9/23/2009 10:59 AM | View Comments (3) | Add Comment

Gender-Bending With Everyday Products

Posted by Melissa Carter at 8/1/2009 1:46 PM | View Comments (8) | Add Comment

I Still Have The Stretch Marks

Posted by Melissa Carter at 7/21/2009 10:16 AM | View Comments (2) | Add Comment

I Witnessed A Coal Become A Diamond

Posted by Melissa Carter at 7/2/2009 9:26 AM | View Comments (2) | Add Comment

You Don't Have To Be Old To Say Goodbye

Posted by Melissa Carter at 6/15/2009 8:49 PM | View Comments (7) | Add Comment

Coming Full Circle With TNT

Posted by Melissa Carter at 6/9/2009 12:09 PM | Add Comment

Bert Show 2009 Commencement Speech

Posted by Melissa Carter at 5/11/2009 8:45 PM | View Comments (2) | Add Comment

Who The Hell Are YOU?

Posted by Melissa Carter at 4/27/2009 10:01 AM | View Comments (6) | Add Comment

R.I.P. Jaheem and Carl

Posted by Melissa Carter at 4/22/2009 10:49 AM | View Comments (6) | Add Comment
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