Melissa Times: Tag Archive for Melissa

My Oscar Ballot

Posted by Melissa Carter at 3/6/2010 5:17 PM | Add Comment

Most Unfortunate Names for Towns & Cities

Posted by Melissa Carter at 2/26/2010 8:02 AM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

Bert's Big Adventure 2010

Posted by Melissa Carter at 2/19/2010 8:02 PM | View Comments (2) | Add Comment

Five Inventions We Owe To The Space Program

Posted by Melissa Carter at 2/17/2010 10:09 AM | Add Comment

How WE Got to Drive DALE, JR. Around!

Posted by Melissa Carter at 2/14/2010 10:01 PM | View Comments (6) | Add Comment

Why Men Are Never Depressed

Posted by Melissa Carter at 2/11/2010 6:39 PM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

My Eyes, MY EYES!!! How Do You Cure Swollen Eyes After a Good Cry?

Posted by Melissa Carter at 2/4/2010 4:13 PM | View Comments (3) | Add Comment

Does Pants On The Ground Take On A Whole New Meaning In The...Pokey?

Posted by Melissa Carter at 2/2/2010 4:57 AM | Add Comment

Global Agenda Has Arrived

Posted by Melissa Carter at 2/1/2010 12:01 AM | View Comments (3) | Add Comment

The Full Moon Is F***ing With My Schedule

Posted by Melissa Carter at 1/30/2010 12:39 PM | View Comments (3) | Add Comment

Could The Entire Conan Debacle Be Boiled Down To Simple College Rivalry?

Posted by Melissa Carter at 1/26/2010 12:01 AM | Add Comment

I Like Piercings, But Do I Have To See Your Mouth In The Process?

Posted by Melissa Carter at 1/22/2010 11:50 AM | View Comments (16) | Add Comment

Where Did The Gatorade Shower Tradition Begin?

Posted by Melissa Carter at 1/8/2010 10:50 AM | Add Comment

Mother Places Wig On Her Infant

Posted by Melissa Carter at 12/15/2009 6:10 AM | View Comments (3) | Add Comment

For a Stress-Free Christmas Get Rid of The Mother-In-Law

Posted by Melissa Carter at 12/3/2009 10:44 AM | Add Comment

Woman's Letter Returned to Announce Her Son Was Dead

Posted by Melissa Carter at 12/2/2009 5:42 AM | Add Comment

I Just Can't Quit You, TV

Posted by Melissa Carter at 12/1/2009 10:35 AM | Add Comment

If You Can't Beat Them, Point To Them

Posted by Melissa Carter at 11/30/2009 1:26 PM | View Comments (2) | Add Comment

Tips To Help You Avoid Getting A Traffic Ticket on Thanksgiving Holiday

Posted by Melissa Carter at 11/25/2009 11:42 AM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

Honey, Eat Like You're Pregnant

Posted by Melissa Carter at 11/23/2009 6:31 PM | View Comments (5) | Add Comment

Twilight: New Moon T-Shirt Giveaway

Posted by Melissa Carter at 11/19/2009 10:37 AM | View Comments (12) | Add Comment

NASA Tweetup - Space Shuttle Atlantis Launch - Day 2

Posted by Melissa Carter at 11/16/2009 12:15 PM | View Comments (4) | Add Comment

NASA Tweetup - Space Shuttle Atlantis Launch - Day 1

Posted by Melissa Carter at 11/15/2009 7:59 AM | View Comments (6) | Add Comment

The Wheel of Time Keeps Turning

Posted by Melissa Carter at 11/13/2009 9:55 PM | Add Comment

A War Vet Remembers the Dead - In Tattoo Form

Posted by Melissa Carter at 11/13/2009 10:35 AM | Add Comment

Parents Are Annoying

Posted by Melissa Carter at 11/12/2009 3:02 PM | View Comments (6) | Add Comment

Melissa and NASA Sittin' In A Tree....T-W-E-E-T-I-N-G

Posted by Melissa Carter at 11/11/2009 9:16 PM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

Guest Blogger - Jennie Helderman Talks Folk Art

Posted by Melissa Carter at 11/10/2009 12:55 PM | View Comments (2) | Add Comment

The Tummy Tub Is Kinda Freakin' Me Out

Posted by Melissa Carter at 11/6/2009 6:56 AM | View Comments (5) | Add Comment

Gays in the (Ancient) Military

Posted by Melissa Carter at 11/5/2009 12:31 PM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

Jesus Shows Up On A Tennessee Truck

Posted by Melissa Carter at 11/5/2009 7:31 AM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

Strange Cloud Over Moscow

Posted by Melissa Carter at 11/4/2009 6:52 PM | Add Comment

Guest Blogger - Holly Firfer

Posted by Melissa Carter at 11/2/2009 1:32 PM | Add Comment

Halloween Costume #3 - David Carradine from "Kill Bill" and "Kung Fu"

Posted by Melissa Carter at 10/31/2009 11:35 PM | Add Comment

Twilight Zone Graphic Novel Giveaway

Posted by Melissa Carter at 10/31/2009 1:30 PM | View Comments (2) | Add Comment

Halloween Costume #2 - Glenn Close from "Fatal Attraction"

Posted by Melissa Carter at 10/30/2009 9:05 AM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

Shit You Ain't Bragging About

Posted by Melissa Carter at 10/26/2009 5:50 PM | Add Comment

Halloween Costume #1 - Kim Zolciak from "Real Housewives of Atlanta"

Posted by Melissa Carter at 10/23/2009 10:26 PM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

Women, You Are NASTY in the Bathroom

Posted by Melissa Carter at 10/20/2009 7:16 PM | View Comments (12) | Add Comment

Guest Blogger - DJ Wilson

Posted by Melissa Carter at 10/18/2009 8:01 PM | Add Comment

Melissa Times Sunday Comics

Posted by Melissa Carter at 10/18/2009 10:48 AM | Add Comment

Who The Hell Sent Me My Honky Bitch Book?

Posted by Melissa Carter at 10/12/2009 10:15 AM | View Comments (5) | Add Comment

Melissa Times Sunday Comics

Posted by Melissa Carter at 10/11/2009 4:51 PM | Add Comment

How Do Handicapped People Do It?

Posted by Melissa Carter at 10/9/2009 10:48 AM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

Guest Blogger - Katie Jo

Posted by Melissa Carter at 10/4/2009 1:11 PM | Add Comment

Melissa Times Sunday Comics

Posted by Melissa Carter at 10/4/2009 12:59 PM | Add Comment

Witches and Spiders and ECOuture, Oh My! Wait, ECOuture?

Posted by Melissa Carter at 10/1/2009 1:45 PM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

First Pluto, Now Saturn

Posted by Melissa Carter at 9/30/2009 7:18 PM | View Comments (2) | Add Comment

Yom Kippur Can Kickstart Your Diet

Posted by Melissa Carter at 9/28/2009 7:00 PM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

My Siamese Cat, Nikko, Likes to Play Fetch By Himself

Posted by Melissa Carter at 9/27/2009 5:50 PM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

School's Out And I Missed My Chance

Posted by Melissa Carter at 9/23/2009 9:59 AM | View Comments (3) | Add Comment

Gender-Bending With Everyday Products

Posted by Melissa Carter at 8/1/2009 12:46 PM | View Comments (8) | Add Comment

I Still Have The Stretch Marks

Posted by Melissa Carter at 7/21/2009 9:16 AM | View Comments (2) | Add Comment

I Witnessed A Coal Become A Diamond

Posted by Melissa Carter at 7/2/2009 8:26 AM | View Comments (2) | Add Comment

You Don't Have To Be Old To Say Goodbye

Posted by Melissa Carter at 6/15/2009 7:49 PM | View Comments (7) | Add Comment

Coming Full Circle With TNT

Posted by Melissa Carter at 6/9/2009 11:09 AM | Add Comment

Bert Show 2009 Commencement Speech

Posted by Melissa Carter at 5/11/2009 7:45 PM | View Comments (2) | Add Comment

Who The Hell Are YOU?

Posted by Melissa Carter at 4/27/2009 9:01 AM | View Comments (6) | Add Comment

R.I.P. Jaheem and Carl

Posted by Melissa Carter at 4/22/2009 9:49 AM | View Comments (6) | Add Comment

Northside Hospital Sleep Disorders Center

Posted by Melissa Carter at 4/6/2009 8:57 AM | View Comments (3) | Add Comment

Yes, Cameras Were Around

Posted by Melissa Carter at 4/1/2009 10:41 AM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

You Want Me To Wear What?!?

Posted by Melissa Carter at 3/17/2009 9:58 AM | View Comments (12) | Add Comment

This Week In Pictures

Posted by Melissa Carter at 3/13/2009 8:20 AM | Add Comment

Get Me Out Of This Thing

Posted by Melissa Carter at 3/10/2009 8:25 AM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

I Just Had To Share...

Posted by Melissa Carter at 2/26/2009 11:36 AM | View Comments (2) | Add Comment

TwitterGuilt

Posted by Melissa Carter at 1/28/2009 7:09 AM | View Comments (2) | Add Comment

What Does This Mean?

Posted by Melissa Carter at 1/21/2009 6:51 PM | View Comments (8) | Add Comment

It's Ok To Be Black and Powerful

Posted by Melissa Carter at 1/21/2009 11:13 AM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

Eat My Virtual Laser

Posted by Melissa Carter at 12/16/2008 8:25 PM | Add Comment

Red Tent Jewelry

Posted by Melissa Carter at 12/3/2008 8:12 AM | View Comments (3) | Add Comment

I Learned How To Play Sudoku at Max & Erma's

Posted by Melissa Carter at 12/2/2008 7:20 AM | View Comments (2) | Add Comment

He Nails Beyonce's Video

Posted by Melissa Carter at 11/20/2008 8:12 AM | View Comments (2) | Add Comment

Celebrating Love, Life, and History

Posted by Melissa Carter at 11/18/2008 7:29 AM | View Comments (3) | Add Comment

Eventually People Will Get It

Posted by Melissa Carter at 11/6/2008 7:33 AM | View Comments (11) | Add Comment

Patchwork Of Voices In Domestic Violence

Posted by Melissa Carter at 10/17/2008 8:31 PM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

Hello My Name Is Church Visitor

Posted by Melissa Carter at 9/8/2008 7:46 AM | View Comments (49) | Add Comment

Hillary Marks Historic Occasion in Denver

Posted by Melissa Carter at 8/26/2008 4:41 AM | Add Comment

There I Am, Crying In A Department Store Dressing Room

Posted by Melissa Carter at 8/24/2008 2:51 PM | View Comments (4) | Add Comment

It Really Is About The Little Things

Posted by Melissa Carter at 8/5/2008 6:53 PM | View Comments (6) | Add Comment

Run, Melissa, Run....All The Way To A BRONZE MEDAL!!

Posted by Melissa Carter at 7/8/2008 8:37 PM | View Comments (6) | Add Comment

Told You So - Gay Marriage IS Money

Posted by Melissa Carter at 6/12/2008 10:23 AM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

From Clark Kent to Superman....In The Front Seat Of My Car

Posted by Melissa Carter at 6/10/2008 6:18 PM | View Comments (3) | Add Comment

The Etiquette Of Golf for the Pros

Posted by Melissa Carter at 5/26/2008 5:31 PM | View Comments (9) | Add Comment

How Adventurous Are You?

Posted by Melissa Carter at 5/18/2008 6:37 PM | View Comments (4) | Add Comment

Ahem. Ladies and Gentleman.....Let Me Introduce NIKKO.

Posted by Melissa Carter at 5/13/2008 4:58 PM | View Comments (3) | Add Comment

It's Good To Be Geek

Posted by Melissa Carter at 5/6/2008 6:39 PM | View Comments (2) | Add Comment

Ladies and Gentlemen.....What's His Name

Posted by Melissa Carter at 4/20/2008 10:28 AM | View Comments (26) | Add Comment

Gay Marriage Is So Money

Posted by Melissa Carter at 4/20/2008 8:24 AM | View Comments (8) | Add Comment

Jury Duty That Was Fun

Posted by Melissa Carter at 4/14/2008 1:23 PM | Add Comment

Here We Go, Thrashers, Here We Go! *Hiccup*

Posted by Melissa Carter at 4/6/2008 7:00 PM | View Comments (2) | Add Comment

Ends Up I'm iDumb

Posted by Melissa Carter at 3/26/2008 10:35 AM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

A Gallon of Water and Church Camp, Amen

Posted by Melissa Carter at 3/24/2008 6:47 AM | View Comments (2) | Add Comment

A FACE In The Tornado Cloud?

Posted by Melissa Carter at 3/19/2008 5:31 PM | View Comments (8) | Add Comment

Guilty Pleasures

Posted by Melissa Carter at 3/16/2008 2:40 PM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

I've Joined The Hybrid Nation

Posted by Melissa Carter at 3/14/2008 2:58 AM | View Comments (2) | Add Comment

Ok....Let's Talk Blog For A Moment

Posted by Melissa Carter at 3/3/2008 1:32 PM | View Comments (5) | Add Comment

Just Two Votes - Chapter 5, Barack Obama

Posted by Melissa Carter at 2/12/2008 8:28 PM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

Just Two Votes - Chapter 4, The Problem With The Economy Is...

Posted by Melissa Carter at 2/8/2008 10:56 AM | View Comments (2) | Add Comment

Just Two Votes - Chapter 3, Maybe a Republican...

Posted by Melissa Carter at 1/29/2008 10:43 AM | Add Comment

Models Falling Are Funny

Posted by Melissa Carter at 1/23/2008 7:27 PM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment
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